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Smite Me, Daddy Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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Bold lips, bigger issues. This “Smite Me, Daddy” shirt nails the vibe between sacrilegious sass and hot mess divine energy.
Sassy? Absolutely. Sacrilegious? Possibly. Spiritually tormented but make it fashion? Now we’re talking.
Our Smite Me, Daddy design pairs hot pink lips with even hotter heresy. Whether you’re channeling divine drama, breaking commandments for fun, or just have unresolved celestial authority issues, this tee understands you. Loudly. And without apology.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Punchy lips graphic and attitude-heavy bubble text
• Soft cotton that can survive existential crises and cult brunches
• Great gift for ex-Catholics, current witches, or your favorite unholy hottie
• No gods were harmed (but their egos might be)
Say it with your chest—and your lips. Amen-ish.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough for sacrilege, breathable enough for dramatic exits from church or brunch.
Design Details:
Screaming lips with electric flair and blasphemous bite — thunderbolt attitude with lipstick precision.
Who It’s For:
Divine delinquents, chaotic queers, ex-religious sass machines, and anyone praying for smiting with benefits.
Where to Wear:
Alt services, queer events, lightning storms, or while flirting with fate and side-eyeing the heavens.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
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Smite Me, Daddy Shirt
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