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Sold Separately Shirt
$29.95
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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This shirt says what your face already screams: “I’m functioning… barely.” Sanity not included, batteries also sold separately.
You tried yoga. You tried affirmations. You tried screaming into a throw pillow while the dog watched in judgment. But here we are.
Sanity Sold Separately is for the dangerously overbooked, hormonally hijacked, and delightfully unhinged. It's not just a shirt—it’s a warning label you can wear. Whether you're surviving meetings, motherhood, menopause, or modern existence, this tee lets the world know you're doing your best… which, let’s be honest, is nowhere near enough.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Perfect for anyone clinging to mental stability by a bobby pin
• Soft enough for naps, breakdowns, and public crying
• Looks great with eye bags and existential dread
• Makes an excellent gift for therapists and the people who pay them
Put it on, hold your iced coffee like a rosary, and march straight into the chaos. Just maybe don’t skip your meds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.•
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
You tried yoga. You tried affirmations. You tried screaming into a throw pillow while the dog watched in judgment. But here we are.
Sanity Sold Separately is for the dangerously overbooked, hormonally hijacked, and delightfully unhinged. It's not just a shirt—it’s a warning label you can wear. Whether you're surviving meetings, motherhood, menopause, or modern existence, this tee lets the world know you're doing your best… which, let’s be honest, is nowhere near enough.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Perfect for anyone clinging to mental stability by a bobby pin
• Soft enough for naps, breakdowns, and public crying
• Looks great with eye bags and existential dread
• Makes an excellent gift for therapists and the people who pay them
Put it on, hold your iced coffee like a rosary, and march straight into the chaos. Just maybe don’t skip your meds.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.•
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Sold Separately Shirt
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