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Stay Golden, Ponyboy Cowboy Pinup Step Brothers Movie Inpired Shirt
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Stay golden, ponyboy—but make it weird. A cheeky cowgirl pinup mashup of The Outsiders and Step Brothers for anyone who appreciates chaotic movie humor and vintage Western vibes.
Two cinematic universes, one bathroom emergency. This “Stay Golden, Ponyboy… I Have to Pee” shirt is what happens when The Outsiders rides straight into Step Brothers—and the cowgirl refused to dismount.
It’s a glorious mashup of high drama and low bladder control, printed in a vintage pinup style that screams Western sass and cinematic chaos. Whether you’re quoting 80s classics, rewatching dumb comedies, or just trying to look hot while delivering nonsense one-liners, this shirt’s your spirit animal in cotton form.
Stay golden. Stay hydrated. Maybe find a restroom this time.
Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton that holds up better than your bladder on a road trip.
Unisex fit—true to size with just enough stretch to flatter your inner outlaw.
Lightweight, comfy, and dangerously quotable.
Design Details:
Features a vintage pinup cowgirl illustration and the snarky line “Stay Golden, Ponyboy… I Have to Pee.”
High-quality DTG print with long-lasting color and Western-movie grit.
Classic crew neck and short sleeves built for all-day yeehaw energy.
Who It’s For:
Movie nerds, Western lovers, pinup fans, and anyone who enjoys dumb jokes with high style.
Ideal for Step Brothers fans who also cried at The Outsiders.
Perfect for people who’ve ever said, “I can quote both—and I will.”
Where to Wear:
Movie nights, rodeos, dive bars, vintage car shows, or anywhere sarcasm and denim collide.
Pairs beautifully with cowboy boots, bad decisions, and nachos.
Size Guide:
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed construction
Eco water-based inks
Printed graphic on front
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Two cinematic universes, one bathroom emergency. This “Stay Golden, Ponyboy… I Have to Pee” shirt is what happens when The Outsiders rides straight into Step Brothers—and the cowgirl refused to dismount.
It’s a glorious mashup of high drama and low bladder control, printed in a vintage pinup style that screams Western sass and cinematic chaos. Whether you’re quoting 80s classics, rewatching dumb comedies, or just trying to look hot while delivering nonsense one-liners, this shirt’s your spirit animal in cotton form.
Stay golden. Stay hydrated. Maybe find a restroom this time.
Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton that holds up better than your bladder on a road trip.
Unisex fit—true to size with just enough stretch to flatter your inner outlaw.
Lightweight, comfy, and dangerously quotable.
Design Details:
Features a vintage pinup cowgirl illustration and the snarky line “Stay Golden, Ponyboy… I Have to Pee.”
High-quality DTG print with long-lasting color and Western-movie grit.
Classic crew neck and short sleeves built for all-day yeehaw energy.
Who It’s For:
Movie nerds, Western lovers, pinup fans, and anyone who enjoys dumb jokes with high style.
Ideal for Step Brothers fans who also cried at The Outsiders.
Perfect for people who’ve ever said, “I can quote both—and I will.”
Where to Wear:
Movie nights, rodeos, dive bars, vintage car shows, or anywhere sarcasm and denim collide.
Pairs beautifully with cowboy boots, bad decisions, and nachos.
Size Guide:
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed construction
Eco water-based inks
Printed graphic on front
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Stay Golden, Ponyboy Cowboy Pinup Step Brothers Movie Inpired Shirt
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