Success is Subjective Shirt

Success Is Subjective shirt for anyone who gave up solving the cube and called it “modern art.”

Real talk: life isn’t a color-coded cube you can just “solve.” It’s messy. It’s twisted. And sometimes your Rubik’s Cube looks like it lost a bar fight—but hey, you tried. This Success Is Subjective (Especially in 3D) shirt turns that jumbled logic puzzle into a snarky metaphor for existence. Whether you nailed one side and called it a win, or peeled off the stickers and claimed victory, this tee has your back. It’s for thinkers, quitters, overachievers, and creative cheaters alike. Because honestly? Who’s judging?

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough to nap in and ambiguous enough to wear to a TED Talk. Lightweight, breathable, and failure-positive.

Design Details:
An unsolved cube (possibly sideways, definitely confused) with the phrase “Success Is Subjective” floating above or below it like a smug participation trophy. Bold lines, minimalist chaos, full self-aware energy.

Who It’s For:
Creative underachievers, burned-out perfectionists, art school survivors, and anyone who once called a tantrum “a performance piece.”

Where to Wear:
Workshops, coffee shops, therapy sessions, or any place people mistake your mess for genius (correctly).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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