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Surviving Not Thriving Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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The “Surviving Not Thriving” shirt says what we’re all thinking. A funny, painfully accurate graphic tee for the overworked and emotionally outsourced.
Because functioning is technically enough.
This Surviving Not Thriving tee is for everyone who woke up today, showed up anyway, and called that a win. Whether you're mentally checked out, emotionally on hold, or physically present with the personality of a houseplant—this shirt gets you.
Minimalist, sarcastic, and brutally honest, it’s the perfect uniform for people who are still here… for now.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Clean, deadpan text design with zero sugarcoating
• 100% cotton comfort for those who can’t take one more thing
• Unisex fit for burned-out bosses, frazzled friends, and caffeine-powered zombies
• Perfect gift for your coworker, therapist, or your own mirror
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit designed for maximum comfort while you emotionally disassociate on your lunch break.
Design Details:
Clean, minimalist typography delivering maximum truth with no energy wasted — the unofficial uniform of quiet quitters.
Who It’s For:
Burnt-out employees, emotionally unavailable adults, student zombies, and anyone surviving on iced coffee and spite.
Where to Wear:
Zoom calls, staff meetings, couches, grocery store aisles, or while lying flat and avoiding growth opportunities.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
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Surviving Not Thriving Shirt
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