The benevolent Bind Shirt

Funny yoga cult shirt for sarcastic yogis and spiritual skeptics—join The Benevolent Bind and stretch your limits in style.

Welcome to The Benevolent Bind—the most enlightened form of voluntary mind control. This satirical yoga cult shirt (or racerback tank) is perfect for spiritual seekers, sarcastic skeptics, and suspiciously flexible friends. Whether you’re aligning chakras or just here for the incense, this design declares your devotion to stretching the truth—and your limbs.

Wearing this means you've fully embraced the lifestyle takeover: yoga, tea, community... and light, non-binding brainwashing. It’s not just a logo. It’s a uniform for the peacefully possessed.

Ideal for downward dog devotees, incense hoarders, and anyone who enjoys their enlightenment with a side of sarcasm.

Let the binding begin.

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit with soft fabric and zero judgment. Lightweight, breathable, and comfy enough for your next pose, protest, or pasta binge.

Design Details:

Minimalist cult-style logo with “The Benevolent Bind” as the official order. Clean lines, calm energy, and a not-so-subtle wink at every wellness brand trying to sell you transcendence for $39.99.

Who It’s For:

Sarcastic yogis, skeptical spiritualists, stretchy introverts, and anyone who’d join a cult if it came with snacks and optional chanting.

Where to Wear:

Yoga studios, meditation groups, silent retreats (ironically), or your favorite cult documentary viewing party.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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