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The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest Shirt

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Product description

Trust no one. Except the cat. The Meownatic Order shirt is your official initiation into the fur-covered unknown.

Behind every major event in history, there was a cat—plotting, purring, and probably sitting on top of the documents. The Meownatic Order is the secret society you didn't know you were already serving. Ancient, aloof, and litter-trained, this cult operates in plain sight… mostly under beds and on top of keyboards.

This shirt lets the world know: you’ve been chosen. You may not understand the plan, but your cat does. And that’s all that matters.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Purr-fect blend of mystery and mischief
• Soft tee with enough comfort to survive a global fur takeover
• Ideal for cat people, conspiracy theorists, and curious weirdos
• Looks great with tin foil hats, laser pointers, and cult robes

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit soft enough for eternal naps and sarcastic prophecy. Lightweight, breathable, and ideal for lounging in dramatic silence.


Design Details:

Sacred-looking feline iconography paired with the phrase “The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest.” Trust no one. Except the cat. Especially when it’s sleeping on your clean laundry.


Who It’s For:

Nap disciples, spooky cat parents, secret society introverts, and anyone who’s ever stared into the abyss and seen whiskers staring back.


Where to Wear:

Cat shrines, indoor sanctuaries, occult bookstores, or anywhere a fur-covered cult might gather over treats and silence.



Remember: the third eye sees all—but the third paw judges.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest” mystical cat shirt for nap lovers, feline cultists, and spiritual introverts
Age group: Adult
Gender: Unisex

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The Meownatic Order of the Purrrpetual Rest Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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