The Om-nipotent Order Shirt

Om-nipotent Order: Join us. We have better abs. A perfect cult logo tee or tank for anyone who’s spiritually shredded (or just faking it).

Breathe in. Breathe out. Bow down.
The Om-nipotent Order is here to align your spine and your life choices. This shirt marks you as one of the chosen flexibles—those who can touch their toes, transcend the ego, and still look hot doing it.

Equal parts satire and style, this cult logo tee (or racerback tank) makes the perfect gift for your favorite yoga zealot, spiritual seeker, or suspiciously serene friend who low-key judges your posture.

Join us. We have better abs.
And matching shirts.

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit soft enough for savasana, tight enough to humble your core. Lightweight, breathable, and mildly judgmental.

Design Details:

Minimalist cult-style emblem with “Om-nipotent Order” and tagline: Join us. We have better abs. Equal parts enlightenment and gym cult energy.

Who It’s For:

Spiritual overachievers, six-pack seekers, yoga instructors with god complexes, and anyone who judges your aura and your plank.

Where to Wear:

Yoga class, fitness cult initiations, beach meditations, or wherever abs are optional but attitude is mandatory.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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