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The Sex Booms Vintage Punk Band Ringer Shirt
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Fake Band Tee for Retro punk “The Sex Booms” ringer tee—fake band, real attitude. Vintage look, bold acid pink print, pure rebellion energy.
Meet The Sex Booms—the greatest punk band that never existed.
Louder than heartbreak, faster than your last bad decision, and printed in unapologetic acid pink on a vintage-style ringer tee.
This shirt isn’t merch—it’s a manifesto. Inspired by the DIY energy of late-70s punk flyers and garage gigs where nobody tuned their instruments (or emotions), this fake punk band tee serves up rebellion with a smirk.
Whether you actually love punk or just dress like you survived it, The Sex Booms has your back. And probably your ex’s number.
Fit & Feel:
Soft vintage-feel cotton blend that screams dive bar chic.
Classic unisex ringer tee fit with contrast neck and sleeve bands—because rebellion deserves retro trim.
Design Details:
• Acid pink “The Sex Booms” graphic with bold angry bomb icon
• Vintage-inspired distressed style for that worn-in gig-night vibe
• High-quality eco inks that hold up like your favorite band breakup story
Who It’s For:
• Punk fans, fake band collectors, and retro rock romantics
• Music lovers who still believe eyeliner is armor
• Anyone who’s ever screamed into a hairbrush and called it rehearsal
Where to Wear:
• Concerts, dive bars, or record shops
• Late-night jam sessions and early-morning hangovers
• Anytime your outfit needs one good middle finger of energy
Size Guide
S: 17.9" chest, 26.5" length
M: 18.8" chest, 27.5" length
L: 20.8" chest, 28.5" length
XL: 23" chest, 29.5" length
2XL: 25" chest, 30.5" length
Product Specs:
• 100% ring-spun cotton with contrast ribbing
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
• Soft vintage wash and side-seamed fit
• Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Meet The Sex Booms—the greatest punk band that never existed.
Louder than heartbreak, faster than your last bad decision, and printed in unapologetic acid pink on a vintage-style ringer tee.
This shirt isn’t merch—it’s a manifesto. Inspired by the DIY energy of late-70s punk flyers and garage gigs where nobody tuned their instruments (or emotions), this fake punk band tee serves up rebellion with a smirk.
Whether you actually love punk or just dress like you survived it, The Sex Booms has your back. And probably your ex’s number.
Fit & Feel:
Soft vintage-feel cotton blend that screams dive bar chic.
Classic unisex ringer tee fit with contrast neck and sleeve bands—because rebellion deserves retro trim.
Design Details:
• Acid pink “The Sex Booms” graphic with bold angry bomb icon
• Vintage-inspired distressed style for that worn-in gig-night vibe
• High-quality eco inks that hold up like your favorite band breakup story
Who It’s For:
• Punk fans, fake band collectors, and retro rock romantics
• Music lovers who still believe eyeliner is armor
• Anyone who’s ever screamed into a hairbrush and called it rehearsal
Where to Wear:
• Concerts, dive bars, or record shops
• Late-night jam sessions and early-morning hangovers
• Anytime your outfit needs one good middle finger of energy
Size Guide
S: 17.9" chest, 26.5" length
M: 18.8" chest, 27.5" length
L: 20.8" chest, 28.5" length
XL: 23" chest, 29.5" length
2XL: 25" chest, 30.5" length
Product Specs:
• 100% ring-spun cotton with contrast ribbing
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)
• Soft vintage wash and side-seamed fit
• Printed with eco-friendly water-based inks
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
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The Sex Booms Vintage Punk Band Ringer Shirt
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