This Is Your Brain on Menopause Shirt

Bold graphic tee calling out menopause with sarcasm, sweat, and zero chill. This is your brain on hormone havoc—proceed with snacks.

Long Description:

Who needs estrogen when you’ve got sarcasm, sweat, and spontaneous homicide vibes?
This Is Your Brain on Menopause isn’t just a shirt—it’s a wearable PSA for anyone living through nature’s final joke.

Sleep? Gone.
Memory? Patchy.
Filter? Absolutely not.

This shirt is for the overheated, under-caffeinated legends who’ve earned the right to snap without warning. Whether you're fanning yourself mid-meltdown or holding back tears in the freezer aisle, this design gets it.

Fit & Feel:

Soft cotton comfort to cradle your rage and wick your sweats. Unisex fit for those who prefer their sarcasm oversized and breathable.

Design Details:

White distressed graphic reads “This Is Your Brain on Menopause” in bold text—no subtlety, no chill, just facts.

Who It’s For:

Midlife warriors, hot flash havers, hormone-hostage survivors, and the support humans who live in fear.

Where to Wear:

Therapist’s office, brunch with former friends, hormone support groups, rage walks, wine tastings, or while Googling “tiny personal fans.”

Size Chart:

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal Compliance (GPSR):

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info (Comma-Separated):

Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: menopause awareness text design, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops