This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause Shirt

This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause: Hot flashes, rage, and emotional whiplash—now available in t-shirt form.

Long Description:

The hot flashes. The rage. The memory loss. This is your brain on perimenopause. Any questions?

Remember when your brain worked?
Yeah… neither do we.

"This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause" is the ultimate midlife meltdown badge—served with sarcasm, sweats, and sudden emotional whiplash. Whether you're forgetting why you walked into a room or crying because your toast was too crunchy, this shirt gets it.

Fit & Feel:

Soft and breathable for maximum comfort during your next hormone-fueled meltdown. Unisex sizing means your partner can suffer in style, too.

Design Details:

Features bold retro-style text that says: “This Is Your Brain on Perimenopause.” Clean graphic layout with enough sass to match your mood swings.

Who It’s For:

Menopausal warriors, perimenopause survivors, midlife queens, confused husbands, and anyone who’s had a meltdown in aisle 5.

Where to Wear:

Therapist’s office, wine aisle, hot yoga, or your next passive-aggressive brunch with Linda. Also makes a great icebreaker at PTA meetings.

Size Chart:

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal Compliance (GPSR):

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info (Comma-Separated):

Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: perimenopause text design, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops