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Threadbare Bear Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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Vintage-style distressed teddy bear shirt for anyone barely holding it together. Soft, sweet, and a little unhinged.
Once cuddly. Now clinging to its last stitch of sanity. This broken bear isn’t just a mood—it’s a full autobiography. Worn down but still upright (technically), this design is for anyone who’s been through it and still shows up, stuffing slightly exposed, smile barely intact.
Whether you see this teddy as a metaphor for mental health, emotional labor, or just how adulthood feels on a Tuesday, this shirt wraps it in soft cotton and dark humor. Hug it. Wear it. Relate to it on a cellular level.
Perfectly imperfect. Just like you.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s cozy, a little stretched, and holding it together with the same energy as the bear. Soft, breathable, and emotionally patched up.
Design Details:
Illustration of a tattered teddy bear with visible stitches, missing fur, and maybe one slightly haunted eye. “Threadbare Bear” is printed beneath in distressed type—like your will to socialize.
Who It’s For:
Midlife survivors, former gifted kids, burnout queens, and anyone who’s been emotionally Velcro’d back together more times than they can count.
Where to Wear:
Therapy, wine night, adult nap time, or anywhere people pretend they’re “fine” through a forced smile and a twitch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Threadbare Bear” vintage teddy shirt for emotionally frayed grownups and nostalgic sad girls
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Threadbare Bear Shirt
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