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Totally Killer Shirt
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Retro-inspired “Totally Killer” graphic tee mixing 80s slang with a wink of horror. Soft unisex cotton shirt for Gen X, movie buffs, and nostalgic weirdos.
Long Snarky Description:
Remember when “totally” was the peak of vocabulary and everything rad had to be “killer”? We smashed them together—no skateboard required, though blood-spattered VHS vibes are implied. The Totally Killer shirt is the kind of tee you’d wear to the roller rink, a midnight horror marathon, or just while explaining to your kids that yes, you survived without Wi-Fi. It’s bold, it’s nostalgic, and it’s snark wrapped in cotton.
Fit & Feel:
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for rewinding tapes or outrunning slashers. True to size with a little stretch to keep up with your bad decisions.
Design Details:
“Totally Killer” retro text print on the front, styled with an 80s-meets-grindhouse flair. Printed with DTG inks that won’t fade—unlike your memory of mall arcades.
Who It’s For:
Gen Xers fluent in valley slang, horror movie junkies, ironic millennials, and anyone who peaked at the skating rink concession stand.
Where to Wear:
80s theme parties, scary movie nights, ironic PTA meetings, or anytime you want your sarcasm to come with neon-soaked credibility.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Crew neck, short sleeves, standard unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
• Direct-to-garment print on front
• Side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal (EU/GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description:
Remember when “totally” was the peak of vocabulary and everything rad had to be “killer”? We smashed them together—no skateboard required, though blood-spattered VHS vibes are implied. The Totally Killer shirt is the kind of tee you’d wear to the roller rink, a midnight horror marathon, or just while explaining to your kids that yes, you survived without Wi-Fi. It’s bold, it’s nostalgic, and it’s snark wrapped in cotton.
Fit & Feel:
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for rewinding tapes or outrunning slashers. True to size with a little stretch to keep up with your bad decisions.
Design Details:
“Totally Killer” retro text print on the front, styled with an 80s-meets-grindhouse flair. Printed with DTG inks that won’t fade—unlike your memory of mall arcades.
Who It’s For:
Gen Xers fluent in valley slang, horror movie junkies, ironic millennials, and anyone who peaked at the skating rink concession stand.
Where to Wear:
80s theme parties, scary movie nights, ironic PTA meetings, or anytime you want your sarcasm to come with neon-soaked credibility.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Crew neck, short sleeves, standard unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
• Direct-to-garment print on front
• Side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal (EU/GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Totally Killer Shirt
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