Traditional Christmas Dinner Shirt

Traditional Christmas Dinner Shirt for non-traditional celebrators. Features chopsticks and truth: Chinese takeout is the real holiday tradition.

Turkey? Ham? Stuffing?

Not if you're one of us.

This Traditional Christmas Dinner Shirt honors the unsung heroes of December 25th: Chinese restaurants that never close. Whether you’re dodging carolers, skipping church, or just vibing with egg rolls and existential peace, this shirt is your seasonal uniform.

Chopsticks over candy canes. Dumplings over drama.

Merry Crispness, indeed.

Fit & Feel

• Fit & Feel:
• Soft, breathable unisex tee made for lounging through movies, fortune cookies, or deep-fried epiphanies. Relaxed fit for food comas and side-eyeing tradition.
• Design Details:
• Stylized chopsticks and takeout box graphic with the text “Traditional Christmas Dinner.” Clean, classic, and loaded with layered meaning—just like your lo mein.
• Who It’s For:
• Jews, misfits, introverts, restaurant industry vets, and anyone who’s made peace with Peking duck over poinsettias.
• Where to Wear:
• December 25th dinners, holiday parties (as a conversation starter or escape plan), and every time someone asks, “So what do you celebrate?”

Size Chart (Unisex)

• Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
• S | 18 | 28
• M | 20 | 29
• L | 22 | 30
• XL | 24 | 31
• 2XL | 26 | 32
• 3XL | 28 | 33
• 4XL | 30 | 34
• 5XL | 31 | 35
• (Width = armpit to armpit. Length = shoulder to hem. Size up for more stuffing. Or stretching.)

Product Specs

• • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• • Pre-shrunk fabric
• • Side-seamed construction
• • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• • Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink
• • Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• • Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

• In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
• 2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

• Condition: new
• Fit type: unisex standard fit
• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Design: printed graphic on front
• Age group: adult
• Gender: unisex
• Multipack: no
• Bundle: no
• Adult product: no
• Customizable: no
• Recycled content: no
• Water-resistant: no
• Pattern: graphic print
• Sleeve length: short sleeve
• Neckline: crew neck
• Brand: Mindpop Threads