Traditional Christmas Dinner

Funny Christmas shirt for non-traditional celebrators. Features chopsticks and truth: Chinese takeout is the real holiday tradition.

Turkey? Ham? Stuffing?
Not if you're one of us.

This “Traditional Christmas Dinner” design honors the unsung heroes of December 25th: Chinese restaurants that never close. Whether you’re dodging carolers, skipping church, or just vibing with egg rolls and existential peace, this shirt is your seasonal uniform.

Chopsticks over candy canes. Dumplings over drama.
Merry Crispness, indeed.

Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex tee made for lounging through movies, fortune cookies, or deep-fried epiphanies. Relaxed fit for food comas and side-eyeing tradition.

Design Details:
Stylized chopsticks and takeout box graphic with the text “Traditional Christmas Dinner.” Clean, classic, and loaded with layered meaning—just like your lo mein.

Who It’s For:
Jews, misfits, introverts, restaurant industry vets, and anyone who’s made peace with Peking duck over poinsettias.

Where to Wear:
December 25th dinners, holiday parties (as a conversation starter or escape plan), and every time someone asks, “So what do you celebrate?”

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
4XL | 30 | 34
5XL | 31 | 35

(Width = armpit to armpit. Length = shoulder to hem. Size up for more stuffing. Or stretching.)

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: Mindpop Threads