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Not Crying Just Blinking Aggressively Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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Funny emotional support shirt for anyone barely holding it together. Perfect for sarcasm lovers, introverts, and unhinged eye dabbers.
Not Crying Just Blinking Aggressively
For those moments when the tears technically haven’t fallen yet. This shirt is for the emotionally stable-ish, the mentally spicy, and anyone whose default setting is “hanging in there, barely.” Whether you’re dodging feelings, deadlines, or human interaction, this design says it all—without saying a word. Just blink. Aggressively.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough to cry in, tough enough to pretend you’re not. Lightweight, breathable, and denial-friendly.
Design Details:
Clean, bold text reads: “Not Crying, Just Blinking Aggressively.” Pairs well with strained smiles, repressed emotions, and half-finished therapy goals.
Who It’s For:
Introverts, over-analyzers, sarcasm junkies, and anyone managing their emotional spiral with caffeine and dry humor.
Where to Wear:
Work. Therapy. Family dinner. Anywhere you’re not crying—you’re just blinking... very... hard.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Not Crying, Just Blinking Aggressively” emotional support shirt for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and unhinged eye dabbers
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Not Crying Just Blinking Aggressively Shirt
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