I am here for the Great Ass Shirt

Funny yoga shirt that says what everyone’s thinking—here for the glutes, not the gurus. Equal parts cheeky and enlightened.

I’m Here for the Great Ass
Yoga: come for the inner peace, stay for the glutes. Whether you’re the one working it or the one admiring from downward dog distance, this design cuts through the incense and hits straight at the real motivation.

On women, it’s confidence. On men, it’s confession. Either way, it’s honest, slightly inappropriate, and perfectly balanced—just like your Warrior III.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that hugs just right—soft enough for meditation, stretchy enough for squats, breathable enough for lust or lunges.

Design Details:
Straight-shooting statement in bold vintage text. Whether you’re admiring it, acquiring it, or somewhere in between—it gets the point across.

Who It’s For:
Glute chasers, butt-watchers, motivation seekers, and those who believe spiritual growth and posterior goals are not mutually exclusive.

Where to Wear:
Yoga studios, squat racks, juice bars, or anywhere you’re hunting gains or glances—no judgment, just results.

Breathe in. Check it out. Nam-asset.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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