What's Your Damage Shirt

What’s your damage?
Designed for dark humor addicts, Heathers fans, and retro edge-lords, this shirt is a throwback insult wrapped in pure sass. Spoiler: it’s rhetorical.

Once upon a time, this shirt didn’t exist—and your closet was sad. Now it does. Coincidence? Nope. With nostalgic vibes and morbid wit, this tee broadcasts your personality without you having to mutter a single cutting remark. Sure, you might be misunderstood… but at least you’ll be well-dressed while it happens.

Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend with just the right amount of stretch. True to size and perfect for delivering subtle insults in comfort.

Design Details
Front-printed “What’s Your Damage” text with vintage-inspired typography. Printed with high-quality DTG inks that keep the sarcasm sharp wash after wash.

Who It’s For
Heathers fans, sarcastic souls, retro pop culture lovers, and anyone who prefers their wit dry and their shirts comfy.

Where to Wear
Casual hangouts, cult movie marathons, coffee shops, or anywhere people deserve a side of snark.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes