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Witch Please... always magical Shirt

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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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Product description

Bold witch shirt featuring “Witch, Please” design with gothic artwork. Perfect feminist Halloween tee for magical women with attitude.

Long Snarky Description
Patriarchy? Never heard of her. This “Witch, Please” shirt summons gothic glamour, feminist bite, and just enough spooky sarcasm to hex anyone who underestimates you. With a smoldering witch in classic black-and-white illustration, pentagram pendant, roses, and skull flair—it’s both a mood and a manifesto. Whether you’re stirring cauldrons, stirring trouble, or just sipping pumpkin spice with unholy side-eye, this tee lets the world know you’ve always been magical all along.

Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, flattering enough for casting spells and smashing glass ceilings. True to size with just the right stretch to handle broom rides, protests, and pumpkin carving marathons.

Design Details
Striking gothic-style illustration of a witch in wide-brimmed hat with roses, skull, and pentagram necklace. Features the bold slogan “Witch, please. You’ve been magical all along.” Printed with high-quality eco-friendly inks for a spellbinding finish that won’t fade—no dark magic required.

Who It’s For
Feminists, witches, coven queens, Halloween lovers, Gen X goth survivors, and anyone who knows feminism is basically witchcraft with better merch.

Where to Wear
Halloween parties, feminist rallies, coven meetups, spooky date nights, or while side-eyeing men who still explain the moon to you.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk fabric

Side-seamed construction

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Made to order with eco-friendly inks

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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Witch Please... always magical Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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