You Invade My Heart Like No Other

Romance, abduction, and emotional damage—this alien Valentine tee says “I love you” in the weirdest way possible.

Roses are red, abductees are blue, this extraterrestrial love is absolutely coming for you.
Whether it’s mind control, tractor beams, or just good old-fashioned emotional turbulence, this shirt delivers the kind of romantic message we actually trust: unhinged, otherworldly, and aggressively affectionate.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any occasion where you want to say “I love you” with strong UFO energy.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Unisex fit softer than an alien’s grip on your free will
• Quirky Valentine’s design for the romantically weird
• Ideal gift for sci-fi sweethearts, conspiracy couples, or just yourself
• May cause spontaneous probing-related giggles

Because nothing says “I care” like cross-species obsession.
Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re hiking through doubt or hiding in plain sight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for non-believers and Bigfoot fans alike.


📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US• Google info:
Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

Size guide