You Invade My Heart Like No Other Shirt

Romance, abduction, and emotional damage—this alien Valentine tee says “I love you” in the weirdest way possible.

Roses are red, abductees are blue, this extraterrestrial love is absolutely coming for you.

Whether it’s mind control, tractor beams, or just good old-fashioned emotional turbulence, this shirt delivers the kind of romantic message we actually trust: unhinged, otherworldly, and aggressively affectionate.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any occasion where you want to say “I love you” with strong UFO energy.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit that’s comfy enough for abducting hearts or just awkward cuddles under the stars.

Design Details:
Playful alien design with romantic invasion energy — beam-me-up sweetness meets interstellar sarcasm.

Who It’s For:
Sci-fi soulmates, alien enthusiasts, nerdy romantics, and humans who love like it’s a close encounter.

Where to Wear:
Valentine’s dates, UFO conventions, alien-themed weddings, or anywhere love gets weird (so… Earth).

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes