You’re Not Old, You Just Need to Stretch fitted racerback tank top

Age is just a number—and that number doesn’t matter if you can still touch your toes.

This yoga tank is for the stiff-but-still-kickin’ crew who crack when they squat but still show up to the mat. Equal parts motivation and mockery, it’s a wearable reminder that aging is optional—stretching is essential.

From MindPop Threads, for those aging like fine wine and stretching like their life depends on it.

Fit & Feel:
Women’s fitted racerback tank made from a soft cotton/poly blend—lightweight, stretchy, and forgiving, unlike your hamstrings. Breathable comfort that moves with you.

Design Details:
Whimsical lettering delivers the cheeky reminder: “You’re Not Old, You Just Need to Stretch.” Printed front graphic, bold and brutally kind.

Who It’s For:
Bendy Gen Xers, reluctant exercisers, aging gym rats, and anyone who’s ever pulled something just by sneezing.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, physical therapy, hot girl walks with cold knees, or while googling “how to un-pop a hip.”

Size Guide
XS: Chest 14" – Length 26 ¾"
S: Chest 15" – Length 27 ⅜"
M: Chest 16" – Length 28"
L: Chest 17" – Length 28 ⅝"
XL: Chest 18" – Length 29 ¼"
2XL: Chest 19" – Length 29 ⅞"

Product Specs:
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey fabric
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Fitted silhouette with self-binding seams in matching colors
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Printed text graphic on front
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: women’s fitted racerback, Material: cotton, polyester, ringspun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd² (113.4 g/m²), Design: printed text graphic on front, Production: printed in USA, Age group: adult, Gender: female, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: sleeveless, Neckline: scoop neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes