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Your Pal Jesus Shirt
ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.
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A retro thumbs-up Jesus shirt for the faithful, the sarcastic, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a church bulletin.
He's back—and he's giving you a righteous thumbs-up. The Your Pal Jesus design revives the holy icon as seen through the lens of suburban church posters and well-meaning youth group flyers. Equal parts kitsch and commentary, this shirt features our resurrected buddy radiating awkward charm and divine approval. Whether you're here to spread the gospel of irony or just like your messiahs mildly passive-aggressive, this one wears like a miracle.
Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit so soft it feels like a blessing. Lightweight, breathable, and surprisingly forgiving.
Design Details:
Vintage-style Jesus with a robe, radiant hair, and a classic thumbs-up pose. The phrase “Your Pal, Jesus” adds just enough Sunday School nostalgia and Monday-level sarcasm.
Who It’s For:
Cynical Christians, spiritual misfits, lapsed Catholics, and anyone who knows their faith comes with a sense of humor and maybe a margarita.
Where to Wear:
Church picnics (test your limits), brunch with your spiritual crew, confession (ask for forgiveness after), or wherever irony meets divine intervention.
Use it to start spiritual debates or dodge them entirely. Either way, you're absolved.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Condition: New
Fit type: Unisex sizing
Material: Soft cotton blend
Production: Printed in the USA
Fabric weight: Lightweight and breathable
Design: “Your Pal, Jesus” retro cartoon shirt for sarcastic believers and humor-loving spiritual rebels
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Your Pal Jesus Shirt
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