You're Not Old (Dr. Seuss Style) fitted racerback tank top

You’re not old, you’re not done—
You just creak when having fun.
With every twist and every bend,
You tell your joints, “We’re not the end!”

This Seuss-inspired yoga tank brings rhyme, sass, and a little denial to your daily stretch session. Whimsical fonts meet real-world truths, giving you a shirt that says, “Yes, my knees hate me, but my attitude doesn’t age.”

From MindPop Threads, for the youthful, the delusional, and the delightfully stiff at everything but humor.

Fit & Feel:
Women’s fitted racerback tank made from a soft cotton/poly blend—lightweight, flattering, and stretchy enough for hot flashes and hot takes. Breathable and comfy for all-day wear.

Design Details:
Whimsical Seuss-style font delivers a cheeky reminder: “You’re Not Old.” Playful, bold, and a perfect fit for midlife snark.

Who It’s For:
Gen X women, midlife adventurers, sarcastic optimists, and anyone who refuses to age quietly.

Where to Wear:
Book clubs, birthday brunches, yoga class, anti-aging protests, or PTA meetings where you’d rather rhyme than resign.

Size Guide
XS: Chest 14" – Length 26 ¾"
S: Chest 15" – Length 27 ⅜"
M: Chest 16" – Length 28"
L: Chest 17" – Length 28 ⅝"
XL: Chest 18" – Length 29 ¼"
2XL: Chest 19" – Length 29 ⅞"

Product Specs:
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey fabric
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Fitted silhouette
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for seamless look
• Soft, breathable, and flexible for active or casual wear
• Printed design on front
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: women’s fitted racerback, Material: cotton, polyester, ringspun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd² (113.4 g/m²), Design: printed text graphic on front, Production: printed in USA, Age group: adult, Gender: female, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: sleeveless, Neckline: scoop neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes