You're Not Old (dr. Seuss style) Shirt

One day you’re crowd-surfing. The next, you’re groaning while tying your shoes. Relax—you’re not old, you’re just seasoned, sore, and somehow still cooler than everyone born after 1990. Whether you're stretching out your back or your bad attitude, this shirt gets it. It’s the perfect fit for GenX icons who've accepted that their joints click louder than their playlists. But hey—you're still standing. Kinda.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit that’s cozy enough for naps, limber enough for sarcastic stretching, and ready for rhymes at any age.

Design Details:
Bright, quirky typography in a Seuss-inspired style — bold, bouncy, and delightfully defiant against Father Time.

Who It’s For:
Gen Xers, whimsical weirdos, snarky boomers, and anyone who’s aging with humor, not grace.

Where to Wear:
Birthday parties, book fairs, doctor’s offices, or while pretending you didn’t just pull something tying your shoe.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: you’re not old you’re just genx text graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes