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You're the only Life Form I Want to Invade
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Unisex cotton tee with alien print: “You’re the only life form I want to invade.” Perfect cosmic Valentine’s shirt for sci-fi lovers.
Long Snarky Description:
Roses are red, space is vast, and apparently you’re the only life form worth beaming up. This alien Valentine’s Day shirt dials the romance up to intergalactic levels with a wink and a probe (consentually, of course). Whether you’re trying to impress a fellow nerd, confess your undying devotion to your Player Two, or just avoid being basic, this tee delivers cosmic charm with a side of snark. It’s Valentine’s without the cliché hearts and flowers—just pure extraterrestrial flirting power.
Fit & Feel:
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for close encounters and emotional avoidance. True to size with just enough stretch to handle your weirdness.
Design Details:
Printed graphic features the phrase: “You’re the only life form I want to invade.” High-quality DTG inks keep the print sharp and bright, long after your latest situationship fades.
Who It’s For:
Sci-fi romantics, alien fanatics, nerdy couples, hopeless space cadets, or anyone who finds abduction cuter than roses.
Where to Wear:
Valentine’s Day dates, UFO watch parties, nerd conventions, couples therapy, or anytime you want to make love look otherworldly.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed graphic on front
• Unisex standard fit
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description:
Roses are red, space is vast, and apparently you’re the only life form worth beaming up. This alien Valentine’s Day shirt dials the romance up to intergalactic levels with a wink and a probe (consentually, of course). Whether you’re trying to impress a fellow nerd, confess your undying devotion to your Player Two, or just avoid being basic, this tee delivers cosmic charm with a side of snark. It’s Valentine’s without the cliché hearts and flowers—just pure extraterrestrial flirting power.
Fit & Feel:
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for close encounters and emotional avoidance. True to size with just enough stretch to handle your weirdness.
Design Details:
Printed graphic features the phrase: “You’re the only life form I want to invade.” High-quality DTG inks keep the print sharp and bright, long after your latest situationship fades.
Who It’s For:
Sci-fi romantics, alien fanatics, nerdy couples, hopeless space cadets, or anyone who finds abduction cuter than roses.
Where to Wear:
Valentine’s Day dates, UFO watch parties, nerd conventions, couples therapy, or anytime you want to make love look otherworldly.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed graphic on front
• Unisex standard fit
Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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You're the only Life Form I Want to Invade
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