Cooties... Vee
$29.95
Circle Circle Dot Dot Shirt – Gen X Nostalgia Tee for Cooties Survivors
Worse than smallpox and twice as contagious—Cooties! Hopefully, you were wise enough to get your vaccination. Those sacred “Circle, circle, dot, dot” shots were the only thing standing between you and social quarantine before recess. Many an anti-vaxxer kid fell victim to the epidemic, never making it to lunch. Legends say some are still wandering the playground, untagged and unclaimed.
Why You’ll Love It:
Playground Protection: Wear your cooties immunity with pride.
Soft Like a Hug You’d Never Admit You Wanted: Lightweight and breathable.
Unisex Fit: For every recess renegade, no matter the decade.
Let’s be honest—you were patient zero. This shirt just makes it fashion.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Cooties... Vee
$29.95
Circle Circle Dot Dot Shirt – Gen X Nostalgia Tee for Cooties Survivors
Worse than smallpox and twice as contagious—Cooties! Hopefully, you were wise enough to get your vaccination. Those sacred “Circle, circle, dot, dot” shots were the only thing standing between you and social quarantine before recess. Many an anti-vaxxer kid fell victim to the epidemic, never making it to lunch. Legends say some are still wandering the playground, untagged and unclaimed.
Why You’ll Love It:
Playground Protection: Wear your cooties immunity with pride.
Soft Like a Hug You’d Never Admit You Wanted: Lightweight and breathable.
Unisex Fit: For every recess renegade, no matter the decade.
Let’s be honest—you were patient zero. This shirt just makes it fashion.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart