Raised by MTV, aged like boxed wine, and absolutely unbothered by your opinion. This isn't a phase. It's a lifestyle choice… with sequins.

Why You’ll Love It:

Sparkles with the same energy you use to curse your ex’s Wi-Fi

Drapes like a glam-rock prophecy over your burnout soul

Equal parts mall goth and mall rat

Screams “I survived dial-up and I bite” – but fashionably

You’re not a hot mess. You’re a cursed treasure wrapped in eyeliner and unresolved issues.
Tags: GenX, feral fashion, fabulous chaos, mall goth, glittercore, witchy humor, rebel, glam nostalgia, 80s edge, cursed but cute
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US