She’s flashing hotter than a nuclear meltdown and still saving the day. Hot Flash is the vintage superhero no one warned you about.

She’s bold. She’s sweaty. She’s fueled by rage and black coffee.

Hot Flash is a retro comic-book style hero blasting into battle with power surges and perfectly winged eyeliner. Inspired by mid-century superhero graphics and midlife hormonal chaos, this design turns menopause into a full-blown origin story. Think golden-age comic panels meet modern meltdown energy.

Perfect for Gen X icons, perimenopausal warriors, and anyone who’s ever removed a sweater like it was on fire (because it was).

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US