Inner peace is Crime Prevention
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Serenity now, felonies never. Inner Peace Is Crime Prevention is your daily reminder to meditate before you detonate.
When the chakras are aligned, the alibis are unnecessary.
Inner Peace Is Crime Prevention is the shirt for those who know that staying calm is the only thing standing between them and a headline. It's part mindfulness, part threat, and all mood. Whether you're burning sage or just trying not to throw hands at the farmer’s market, this design keeps your zen and your criminal record intact.
Perfect for yogis with rage issues, reformed petty queens, and anyone who’s ever deep-breathed their way out of a misdemeanor.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
When the chakras are aligned, the alibis are unnecessary.
Inner Peace Is Crime Prevention is the shirt for those who know that staying calm is the only thing standing between them and a headline. It's part mindfulness, part threat, and all mood. Whether you're burning sage or just trying not to throw hands at the farmer’s market, this design keeps your zen and your criminal record intact.
Perfect for yogis with rage issues, reformed petty queens, and anyone who’s ever deep-breathed their way out of a misdemeanor.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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