Zen just got a glow-up. This isn’t your average yoga tee—it’s your third eye rolling skyward while you downward dog in gold lamé glory. For the spiritually flexible and the emotionally unavailable.

Why You’ll Love It
• Channeling inner peace and outer fabulousness
• Metallic energy that says “Don’t test my chakras”
• Comfortable enough to stretch, bold enough to slay
• Perfect for yoga, brunch, or passive-aggressively leading a guided meditation you didn’t want to attend

For the ones who align their chakras, but still carry receipts.

Tags: yoga humor, spiritual sass, golden goddess energy, GenX zen, sarcastic namaste, metallic vibes, empowered women, yoga chic, snarky shirt
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US