Namaste Bitches V2
from $29.95
Zen with a side of sass. Namaste, Bitches is for those who center themselves... then judge you silently from tree pose.
Inner peace? Achieved. Tolerance for nonsense? Minimal.
Namaste, Bitches is the shirt for yogis who flow hard, stretch deeper, and keep their sarcasm as flexible as their hamstrings. With equal parts mindfulness and menace, this design is perfect for those who say “good vibes only” but absolutely do not mean it.
Wear it to yoga class, brunch, or your next karmic showdown.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Inner peace? Achieved. Tolerance for nonsense? Minimal.
Namaste, Bitches is the shirt for yogis who flow hard, stretch deeper, and keep their sarcasm as flexible as their hamstrings. With equal parts mindfulness and menace, this design is perfect for those who say “good vibes only” but absolutely do not mean it.
Wear it to yoga class, brunch, or your next karmic showdown.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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