Om-nipotent Order: Join us. We have better abs. A perfect cult logo tee or tank for anyone who’s spiritually shredded (or just faking it).

📜 Long Description:
Breathe in. Breathe out. Bow down.
The Om-nipotent Order is here to align your spine and your life choices. This shirt marks you as one of the chosen flexibles—those who can touch their toes, transcend the ego, and still look hot doing it.

Equal parts satire and style, this cult logo tee (or racerback tank) makes the perfect gift for your favorite yoga zealot, spiritual seeker, or suspiciously serene friend who low-key judges your posture.

Join us. We have better abs.
And matching shirts.

Why You’ll Love It:
Available in Unisex Tees or Women’s Racerback Tanks

Lightweight and breathable, so your soul (and armpits) can be free

Printed with eco-friendly inks that won’t harsh your vibe

Pairs perfectly with mala beads and blind obedience

Makes a great gift for your favorite brainwashed yogi
📏 Size Chart (Next Level 1533 Racerback Tank – Women’s)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
XS | 15.25 | 27
S | 16 | 27.5
M | 17 | 28
L | 18 | 28.5
XL | 19.5 | 29
2XL | 21 | 29.5
💡 Slim fit with stretch. If your vibe is “free spirit, not tight spirit,” size up.
Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras