Overcaffeinated Under Stimulated
$29.95
When your bloodstream is 83% espresso, but your surroundings are giving “corporate beige.”
This is the shirt for those running on caffeine and sheer force of will, waiting for the world to catch up.
Why You’ll Love It:
Expressive cat energy: one eye open, one eye regretting it
Soft, unisex fit that won’t judge your third cup
Loud enough to be seen, subtle enough to wear to work
For those who can’t sit still, but are bored anyway
Perfect for high-speed indifference and meetings that should’ve been emails.
Tags: overcaffeinated, ADHD humor, orange cat, burnout, coffee addict, snarky fashion, GenX mood
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This is the shirt for those running on caffeine and sheer force of will, waiting for the world to catch up.
Why You’ll Love It:
Expressive cat energy: one eye open, one eye regretting it
Soft, unisex fit that won’t judge your third cup
Loud enough to be seen, subtle enough to wear to work
For those who can’t sit still, but are bored anyway
Perfect for high-speed indifference and meetings that should’ve been emails.
Tags: overcaffeinated, ADHD humor, orange cat, burnout, coffee addict, snarky fashion, GenX mood
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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