When your bloodstream is 83% espresso, but your surroundings are giving “corporate beige.”
This is the shirt for those running on caffeine and sheer force of will, waiting for the world to catch up.

Why You’ll Love It:

Expressive cat energy: one eye open, one eye regretting it

Soft, unisex fit that won’t judge your third cup

Loud enough to be seen, subtle enough to wear to work

For those who can’t sit still, but are bored anyway

Perfect for high-speed indifference and meetings that should’ve been emails.

Tags: overcaffeinated, ADHD humor, orange cat, burnout, coffee addict, snarky fashion, GenX mood
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US