You’re not old—you’re just one deep lunge away from inner peace and slightly better posture.

Age is just a number. And that number is directly proportional to how loudly your joints snap in yoga class.

This “You’re Not OLD (You Just Need to Stretch)” racerback tank delivers maximum snark with minimal fabric—perfect for yogis, Gen X queens, and bendy skeptics who know the difference between enlightenment and a pulled hamstring.

It’s your new uniform for laughing through the stiffness and spiritually flipping off Father Time.

📏 Size Chart – Women’s Racerback Tank (Next Level 1533)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
XS | 15.25 | 27
S | 16 | 27.5
M | 17 | 28
L | 18 | 28.5
XL | 19.5 | 29
2XL | 21 | 29.5
💡 Slim fit with stretch. If your vibe is “free spirit, not tight spirit,” size up.

. Lightweight and breathable, it moves with you—whether you’re lifting, lounging, or layering.
• 60% combed ringspun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz./yd.² (113.4 g/m²)
• Lightweight jersey
• Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
• Fitted silhouette
• Scoop neck and racerback
• Self-binding seams in matching colors for a seamless look
• Blank product sourced from Honduras