This funny yoga shirt is perfect for sarcastic yogis, reluctant fitness warriors, and anyone who found their center—and hated it. Equal parts mindful and mildly pissed. You showed up to find your center. Turns out, your center is somewhere between plank pose and the fiery pit of your abs screaming for mercy. Namaste, suckers. Why You’ll Love It: Soft enough to absorb your post-yoga existential sweat Flexible fabric, unlike your hamstrings Looks great whether you’re aligned or just lying flat, emotionally and physically Says, “I’m spiritual and shredded. Accidentally.” 📏 Size Chart (Unisex) Size | Width (in) | Length (in) S | 18 | 28 M | 20 | 29 L | 22 | 30 XL | 24 | 31 2XL | 26 | 32 3XL | 28 | 33 💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US