What started as a peaceful stretch turned into a full-body reckoning. I Came for the Calm, Stayed for the Core is your fitness truth bomb in shirt form.

It was supposed to be gentle yoga. Then the plank happened.

I Came for the Calm, Stayed for the Core is for every unsuspecting soul who rolled out their mat hoping for inner peace… and got abs instead. With retro flair and self-aware humor, this design is perfect for yogis, pilates die-hards, or anyone who's been personally victimized by the phrase “just one more set.”

Perfect for the studio, the smoothie line, or collapsing into child’s pose with dignity intact (barely).

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US