








Intercepted Message
from $29.95
Forget broadcast signals—you’re the only frequency that got through. This one's for the romantically hacked.
Some people swipe right. Others scan galaxies.
You're the Only Message I Intercepted is the kind of love note you’d find hidden in static—cryptic, cosmic, and wildly specific. This shirt is perfect for space nerds, alien romantics, and emotionally unavailable hackers pretending they don't have feelings (spoiler: they do).
Pair it with a moody alien graphic or vintage-style comms tower, and boom—you’ve got high-frequency feelings with low Earth orbit commitment issues.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, sci-fi fans, or people who believe soulmates are signal-based.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Some people swipe right. Others scan galaxies.
You're the Only Message I Intercepted is the kind of love note you’d find hidden in static—cryptic, cosmic, and wildly specific. This shirt is perfect for space nerds, alien romantics, and emotionally unavailable hackers pretending they don't have feelings (spoiler: they do).
Pair it with a moody alien graphic or vintage-style comms tower, and boom—you’ve got high-frequency feelings with low Earth orbit commitment issues.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, sci-fi fans, or people who believe soulmates are signal-based.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart
Intercepted Message
from $29.95
Forget broadcast signals—you’re the only frequency that got through. This one's for the romantically hacked.
Some people swipe right. Others scan galaxies.
You're the Only Message I Intercepted is the kind of love note you’d find hidden in static—cryptic, cosmic, and wildly specific. This shirt is perfect for space nerds, alien romantics, and emotionally unavailable hackers pretending they don't have feelings (spoiler: they do).
Pair it with a moody alien graphic or vintage-style comms tower, and boom—you’ve got high-frequency feelings with low Earth orbit commitment issues.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, sci-fi fans, or people who believe soulmates are signal-based.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Some people swipe right. Others scan galaxies.
You're the Only Message I Intercepted is the kind of love note you’d find hidden in static—cryptic, cosmic, and wildly specific. This shirt is perfect for space nerds, alien romantics, and emotionally unavailable hackers pretending they don't have feelings (spoiler: they do).
Pair it with a moody alien graphic or vintage-style comms tower, and boom—you’ve got high-frequency feelings with low Earth orbit commitment issues.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, sci-fi fans, or people who believe soulmates are signal-based.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart